I have decided to create a new category called Spain and…

My first little moan is about how pedestrians are always walking in the middle of the road, especially in the smaller towns and villages. It really drives me bonkers sometimes.

I am no boy racer, but would like to actually move forward. It is almost like people get slightly surprised when they realise there is a car right behind them even though they are actually walking on the middle of the road, as in where cars usually drive! They will then proceed to slowly and without any haste what-so-ever move to the side to let you by. If you DO decide to walk in the middle of the road, which in some cases is absolutely understandable taking into consideration the state of the pavement - big trees growing right there in the middle, tiles missing, far to narrow etc - cant you just at least be a bit more aware of the fact that there might be, and usually is, cars coming.

When you are aware of one being behind you, walk to the side to let it pass straight away, and make an effort to notice them before they are right up your (quite likely very wide) arse.

Thanks, and it will make my life so much easier if you heed my commands, so make an effort people!