Eating too much chocolate? Want to cut down but don’t know how to?
I’ve got the solution for you…

Move to Spain!

The country of great wine, tasty Jamon Serrano, excellent climate and shit chocolate!

I spoke to a friend on the phone today and she was eating a Curly Wurly.
Cow.
 I looove Curly Wurlys. So not fair when what seems available down here is limited to the massive brands that are every where like twix, mars bars, nestle chocolate bars, kitkat and loads of Kinder Chocolate. The latter is probably so popular because there are too many stupid parents thinking it is healthy because there is milk in it. ‘Con Leche’ it proclaims with massive letters on the packs, and the parents fall for it like nobodies business. I have seriously never watched such a gross intake of sugary products anywhere else in the world. They are mad, but I do think they innocently believe a lot of it is ok and not the crap food is really is.

That was slightly beside the point. I wanted to tell you about by chocolate cravings and inability to fulfill them with quality chocolate. 

I feel really sorry for myself.

If you happen to work at a chocolate factory (and your name is Mr. Wonka, ha ha) then feel absolutely free to send me a large box of your chocolates.