Don’t worry, I’m not going bonkers and it is not standard procedure for me. I simply did it because it made things easier.

You see, we have signed up to a new adsl line. And even getting connected to the internet in Spain, let alone getting a decent adsl connection in Spain can be quite a challenge. At least I am in the centre of a village which makes it a lot easier. But this post is not about getting adsl, I will save that for another time, but about me, moi, yours truly lying through her teeth and pretending to be a man.

I received an sms from our new adsl company stating that the person on the bill of our telephone line had to call to accept the new adsl line. That was not me, but el Hombre.

As I really wanted to get things moving avoiding too much manana syndrome and with El Hombre being out all day, I thought what the heck.

So I called up pretending to be him. I probably sounded a bit weird and rather gay and I had to really get a grip quite a few times as I was about to piss myself.

But I managed and now el hombre will be now as the gay sounding guy at our adsl company. He he.