I woke up with having the ears of a fluffy bunny rabbit dangled in my face. As my reaction wasn’t quite as the desired effect (I didn’t get out of bed and pick up el Rubio) he the proceeded to drop the bunny on my head, sit down and reach through the bars to retrieve it again, stand up and drop the bunny on my head again.

It was 6.45. I was tired, (that’s kinda a permanent thing now. The tiredness. I’m always tired and I consider 11 to be a late night.) but there really was no two ways about it, had to get up, because babies don’t care what day of the week it is.

Now he is sleeping his midday nap, I am sitting here by the computer looking at my favourite mountain.

Last summer I had the MOST unpleasant wakeup call every morning. Because of the heat we would sleep with open windows.  We live in the centre of a village with small streets, so you can pretty much hear all that goes on.
And every morning they come to collect the thrash. People hang it outside their doors on hooks, or on the metal bars covering their windows (got to get it off the ground so the cats and street dogs don’t find it and disperse of the full contents all over the street. I’ve tried it once, not funny. ).
My street is one of the first ones the bin men go to, so I would usually still be asleep when they got there. But not for long. Oh, no.
Because one of them was obviously smoking too much, cause my wakeup call was him coughing up phlegm EVERY morning.

Ever tried retching whilst still asleep? Not recommended. It was just so utterly disgusting, and not a very nice way to wake up.

I’ll take a bunny in the head and a full nappy any day over that. 

So tell me, how did you wake up this morning and in what country?
With breakfast in bed and a dirty look? (I think I’ll go for this one next time, if I had the choice)
Alarm clock as you had to go to work?
When a fly landed on your face and you found yourself still dressed on the sofa and some empty bottles to prove what you where up to last night?